Skip to product information
I Deal With Your Crap So You Don't Have To
$24.99 USD
Sale price
$24.99 USD
Regular price
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Someone's gotta do it. And that someone has earned the right to wear this shirt. The I Deal With Your Crap So You Don't Have To tee is for the plumber, septic tech, or sanitation pro who handles what nobody else wants to think about — and does it with a smile (mostly).
💩🔧 "My job stinks. Literally. But your pipes work, so let's call it even."
The ultimate gift for the tradesperson who keeps things flowing. They'll wear it proudly — because they've earned it.
Sizing & Fit
Fit: Unisex, true to size. Buying as a gift? Size up — it's the safer call.
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Material: 100% cotton (heather colors are cotton/polyester blend). Machine washable.